It's all very good chopping up rhythms and beats to make breaks, but if you stop there you're only doing half the job. If you want to do things properly you've got to do the same to the rationality itself and liberate yourself from the tyranny of meaning. The only true breakbeat is the absurdist breakbeat. Wevie Stonder's music was uncompromisingly awkward, filled with the nightmare disquiet of authentic surrealism. Kenkeneb from their 2002 EP Stoat asks all the children to identify the noises that they can hear. Play along at home.